http://www.navy.com/careers/accelerateyourlife/lifeaccelerator/

Yes I am that bored. I took the test and landed myself in my current position, except that I'm no military man.

But If you like to work in a Navy orientated environment, you'll like it. I like them for their advanced tech in weaponry.

Starting pay for a petty officer is USD2000.

I don't know if they recruit Malaysians.

But of course, you are fighting somebody elses war if you're in the army.

The Ultimate Engineering Challenge

is to build a real lightsaber(tm).

But the closest thing we have today is:

http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=995

Look at them. Just look at them.




Seriously, if I had the time, research funds and facilities, I WILL dedicate my LIFE to build one of these babies. I swear. The real ones of course that is.


and btw, HAPPY NEW YEAR you little devil you.

Bruce Lee's One Inch Punch

The one inch punch is a technique which Bruce Lee made famous by an astounding Kung-Fu demonstration at an Ed Parker International Karate Tournament in 1964. This technique was one of many that shocked those that attended. The punch looked amazing, for a small 120lb. man was knocking back 190lb. black belts six feet with almost no movement. The punch itself takes practice and focus as many chi based movements do.




Link:
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/8669/stblast.htm

So he's not just Hollywoot afterall. I'm proud we're sharing the same birthday.

Promoting violence I am not!

The tongue is sharper than the sword. Well, at least fiddy cent knows how to get back to his enemies. I mean, coming from a brotha who was shot eight times. I'll believe him.


"In My Hood"

[Verse 1]
Niggas screw they face up at me
On some real shit son, they don't want beef
I cock that, aim that shit out the window
Spray, there ain't a shell left in my heat
Ya'll niggas better lay down, yeah I mean stay down
Get hit with a K round, ya ass ain't gon' make it
You niggas gon' get layed out in blood and ya brains out
Have you on the concrete, shiverin' and shakin'
I'm from Southside mothafucka, where the gats explode
If you feel like you on fire, boy drop and roll
niggas'll heat ya ass up cause they heart turns cold
Now you can be a victim or you can lock and load
The party jump, with shorty bouncin' that ass
I won't fuck, gimme a second, I'ma holla, I'ma see whats up
I got my razor in my hand, got my pistol in my trunk
Carve ya ass up nice, you play me like a punk

[Chorus]
In my hood
niggas got love for me, but I don't go no where without my strap
In my hood
A lil dro', a lil hennessy, a nigga just don't know how to act
In my hood
niggas is grimey, I stay on point, I move with my gat
In my hood
niggas might buck at me, so I keep somethin' around to buck back
In my hood

[Verse 2]
I don't trust a mothafuckin' soul when the D's come they fool
On my first case they told, where I'm from it ain't safe
To have more than a 8th, niggas'll come to your place
Put a gun in your face, tell ya open the safe
As your heart starts to race cause a robbery could turn into a homo-case
Co-opperate or Doc will have to op-porate, niggas will pop at you
Run the light, then pop at Jake, trust me son, niggas will go hard for that cake
These thirsty niggas will lurk, then you'll have to catch 'em and murk 'em
I'm observin' in my hood, these niggas be dumbin'
Shots go off at the dice game, all you see is 'em runnin'
They make it harder and harder to pump on the block
I'm a hustler, how the fuck I'm supposed to eat when its hot

[Chorus]
In my hood
niggas got love for me, but I don't go no where without my strap
In my hood
A lil dro', a lil hennessy, a nigga just don't know how to act
In my hood
niggas is grimey, I stay on point, I move with my gat
In my hood
niggas might buck at me, so I keep somethin' around to buck back
In my hood

[Verse 3]
That house party off the hook, until the shots go off
Well thats what you get for stuntin' on my block show off
Uhh you shit out of luck if niggas catch you slippin'
Crack money slow so you know niggas is trippin'
Shorty down there, on the Queens track takin' a whippin'
Shit, bitch get out a pocket, she needs some discipline
Peep the fiends, shootin' diesel in his arm in the alley
Look at the chrome spinners spinnin' on that black DeNalli
The grimey niggas where I'm from, they wanna see you chipped up
You shine, they gon' ?? and shoot your whip up
It ain't good to do good in my hood [Gunshot]
You know not to do good now

[Chorus]
In my hood
niggas got love for me, but I don't go no where without my strap
In my hood
A lil dro', a lil hennessy, a nigga just don't know how to act
In my hood
niggas is grimey, I stay on point, I move with my gat
In my hood
niggas might buck at me, so I keep somethin' around to buck back
In my hood

Spy skills

Some Teakwondo master once said:

"The body is your best weapon"

Hence the Judo chop of Death! Haiyah!!!!!!

Anyways, I came across this website that teaches you how to detect lies via body language and face gestures.

http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies.php?PHPSESSID=f3e186094a4e4764196c83b130d80f11

Then read this
http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php?PHPSESSID=f3e186094a4e4764196c83b130d80f11

I don't know, sometimes I feel that this site is my private hideout for Spy training.

But you'll never know when you'll need those "skills".


"Chicks dig guys with skills like nunchak skills, hacking skills"-Napoleon Dynamite

System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. Lyrics

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!
My god is of spiteful blood with morbid eels.
Victorious, victorious, steel,
Can you stand and kneel?
Marching forward hypocritic
and hypnotic computers.
You depend on our protection,
Yet you feed us lies from the table cloth.
la la la la la la la la la,
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
kneeling roses disappearing,
into Moses' dry mouth,
breaking into Fort Knox,
stealing our intentions,
every city gripped in oil,
Crying FREEDOM!
Handed to absolution,
Still you feed us lies from the table cloth.
La la la la la la la la la,
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Blast off, its Party time,
And we all live in a fascist nation,
Blast off , its party time,
And where the f**k are you?
?.. Yeah
Where the f**k are you?
Where the f**k are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X4]
Kneeling roses disappearing,
into Moses' dry mouth,
breaking into Fort Knox,
stealing our intentions,
every city gripped in oil,
Crying FREEDOM!
Handed to absolution,
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth.
la la la la la la la la la,
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Where the f**k are you!
Where the f**k are you!
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor? [X3]
Why, do, they always send the poor [X3]
They only send the poor [x2]

American Defender Pepper Spray

Congratulations!

You have stumbled upon Malaysia's No. 1 legal weapons review blog. Item for today is:

American Defender Pepper Spray.

Comes with a safety cap and a wrist strap for your convenient defence.

Price: RM 48.50
Available at: ACE Hardware, IKANO Power Centre, Damansara Utama.

This little beast may be a little expensive but please consider the use of it in situations that seem priceless. :) Hey it's for my own perosnal protection for Pete's sake!

I bring it along for my usual evening jogs. Mostly to ward off dogs but yesterday seemed to be a very unfortunate day or is it? Please pardon my sadist self for today. Our topic is of course self defense.

I used it on some pesky dogs that were chasing me. Yes the dogs did squirm back to where they belonged but to my surprise, I was not aware of the wind that was blowing to my direction. You guess it. The spray was blown back to my face.

Now having pepper sprayed for the first time. It's one feeling that I'll never forget. It burns especially in the eyes and the only cure is by washing my eyes under cold running water for a good 10 minutes.

Lesson learnt: Never spray pepper spray against the wind. And by the way, you can reach your target as far as 2 meters.

My verdict; American Defender is the perfect legal weapon for yourself if you happen to come across the "evil".

Stay tuned for the next review. The steering wheel lock. Now how could a lock be a legal weapon in Malaysia? That you'll have to wait til next week. Like what the elders would say, " Anything can be a weapon depending on how you swing it".

Yeah take that!

Til next time, cheers and thank you for visiting.